You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
the best line ever
there are no rules in college
Ten months, ten entire months have passed since I have made this post. I made this post while I was at college, I am now home. Moreover, some meme loving fuck, at some time today, I don’t know when, silently left a box of kid cuisine on my doorstep. You bothered to somehow find out where I live, which is quite far from my university by several hundred miles, pay money for a frozen children’s meal, and drive out to where I live, just to meme on me. I can’t believe this is real.
Well I don’t go out of my way to get tan, but I actually do tan pretty well inadvertently. I avoid going out in the summer heat as much as possible, but I tan without trying when I do greet my old foe the sun. I do have my grandpa’s genes for that; he was 50% Native American. My shoulders tend to get crispy tho, so when I do tan it is horrendously uneven lol. Thanks for asking ^_^
People who drink milk gross me tf out
*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
Average size mannequin with average size woman.
The problem, in one picture.
I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry
The store I work at got new mannequins that wear a size 2 (our old ones wore a size 4), but even the 2s are big on them. They’re tiny and horribly unrealistic, especially because our customer base (at my store specifically) definitely averages around a size 10. It’s disgusting.
This photo, however, is incredible.
and they wonder why there are so many people (male and female) with eating disorders, poor relationships with food, self esteem issues, hating their bodies, etc. wake up, assholes.
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
this is my favorite thing
Voice Actors and Actresses from Avatar The Last Airbender who came back with new characters in The Legend of Korra.
What a cool post! Once again, the hardest working fans in the business. Also, as illustrated by these graphics, if you hear a voice on ATLA/LOK there is a strong chance it was performed by Grey DeLisle. Although Dee Bradley Baker might have more screen time due to all the animal chirps and grumbles. Either way, Grey and Dee could easily voice an entire series together—just the two of them covering all the characters—and the audience would be none the wiser without checking the credits.
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING